homicidedanceparty: it’s like that time me and kurah went to that boutique and I tried on that terrible cheetah print turtleneck bullshit dress that was exorbitantly expensive. ie this: like who makes these? who thinks it’s a good idea? OMG I’m so pleased you have this picture!! Honestly a lot of the stuff in that boutique was actually super nice. BUT THEIR CLEARANCE RACK. Good god.
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brianne333: luthienthye: this is just Amazing! Breathtaking! … her artistry is impeccable … Oh my God, these photos are so beautiful. Oh my god. LOOK AT THESE. STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE BREATHTAKING AND ETHEREAL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY.
Finally watched the season 2 finale of Sherlock.
I cried and cried.
From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of...– David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women That last line is right on the money. (via albinwonderland)
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callmekeving: lightisart: Yeahhh. Too thin/lanky to be attractive. Oh I know. Too fat/wide to be attractive.
adamusprime: there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
future child: mom can you tell me a story
me: this is the story of a girl
future child: what
me: WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
How do Canadians masturbate? Do you just look in a mirror and apologize to...– -Burnie Burns, RT Podcast #154 This man. This podcast. It’s like reliving red vs. blue every day.
If you're a feminist who understands the...
and by the way. madeleines are the best fucking...
When I'm alone at a party and then my best friend...
Accidentally dyed my hair this weird, dark copper...
I am a fucking mess today.
It sure can get lonely down here.
Everybody is gone or leaving :( Remember when I was complaining about how I didn’t have time for all these people that wanted to hang out with me? Now I am sad because I still don’t have any time to hang out but if for some reason I did they wouldn’t be available. AND ALSO WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP GOING ON VACATION AND RUBBING YOUR TROPICAL FANTASIES COME TRUE ALL OVER MY...
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I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.
The Make-Believe Girl With A Devilish Purpose:... →
homicidedanceparty: also I fell down the stairs last night. My buttcheeks are super broken. which is good cause I didn’t break anything else. But it was like one in the morning and my slipper slid off the edge of the stairs and I had an open bottle of soda in one hand and my comp and my book in the other and I was… oh my gosh dude i just bruised my ass like two days ago. I was sitting...
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homicidedanceparty: cacari: I never thought as a full grown adult that I would have to drink cough syrup ever again. And yet. That’s basically what a jagerbomb tastes like. So there you go. Got to see a couple coworkers drunk as hell. I thought Daniel was going to get in a fight with this dude. Either that or make out with… you’d be correct. I don’t want to see ANY MORE pictures of dashiell...